Crème Flesh |For Your Ass Only |Comatose Music

Release Date: April 3rd, 2026
Format: CD/Digital
Genre: Brutal Slam Death Metal
Country: Canada

Crème Flesh operates out of Canada as a quartet of brutal death metal maniacs. Matt Hilden handles vocals, Rory Kennedy plays bass, Sophokles Theodoru brings the guitar riffs, and Allen L. destroys the drums. These dudes dropped "Casablumpkin" in 2023, grabbing attention with ridiculous pornographic puns and extreme audio violence. Now they return under Comatose Music with "For Your Ass Only". Behind the joke titles, these guys deliver serious musicianship and extreme heaviness.

The comedic track names act as a trojan horse for an absolute beating. "Field Of Creams" kicks things off with rapid-fire drumming and monstrous gutturals, proving the execution is strictly business. "Lake Flaccid" starts with a movie quote before plunging into pure sonic destruction. The band unleashes insane tempo changes, going from grinding speed to mid-paced grooves. "Sleepless On Cialis" acts as a massive pit instigator designed for absolute crowd violence.

The brutality never stops across the entire tracklist. "Jagged Little Penis" and "The Gapes Of Wrath" provide pure auditory warfare. "Whores Of Perception" closes the campaign with massive, infectious rhythms and sick guitar work. Geoff Hodsman handled the production, giving the mix heavy muscle and sonic punch. Krag provided the insane cover art, matching the sonic destruction perfectly.

"For Your Ass Only" delivers heavy, punishing extreme metal. The relentless speed occasionally blurs the riffs together, making a few sections blend into one another. The jokes pull you in, and the crushing execution keeps you listening. You get ten tracks of head-caving brutality delivered with intense precision. It offers fans loud, fast, and aggressive destruction.

Score: 7.5

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